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May Mania | Episodes 19
What Happens to Old Pole Dancers?
I perform under the name, Lobo Loosely the Untamed.
Mother Nature is in charge right now! This is the time for getting yards and gardens in shape for the summer, but I don’t have enough time to comment and play with the tribe as much as I like.
Soon it will be blistering hot, drippingly humid, and clouds of mosquitoes will fill the air. My time will once again be mine!
Good afternoon, gentlemen, and I use the term Loosely.
Hey there, handsome, do you know the difference between me and a politician? Well, Sugar, I don’t rig my polls!
Good evenin’ fine sir, did you know that Santa’s mom was a stripper? It’s true, she worked at the North Pole!
Would you believe it? I got home from the doctor the other day and said to my fella, “The doctor said I have the heart and lungs of a 20-year-old!” My fella looked me over, up one side and down the other, and said, “Did he happen to mention your 73-year-old ass?” And, I said, “Nope, he didn’t even mention you!”
Enough hilarity! Tonight, I’m here to prove that pole dancing isn’t just for the young. I’ll be bringing you some laughter and jaw-dropping moments.
