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February Love | Episode 8
The Most Inappropriate Sex
Guest author anyone?
Hey, y’all! It’s me, Suzanne! Nancy invited me back for another challenge prompt. She’s a bit of a prissy face.
Didya miss me? Today we’re going to talk about, not the worst sex ever like last time, but the most inappropriate sex. Hmmm … what the heck? Nancy sure invites me for the embarrassing prompts.
Well, here goes!
How about the time my cheating, lying, whoring, bastard of a husband had sex with a woman who had the gall to drop her baby off at our house every morning at 5:00 because our roomie babysat for her?
Or, the time I slept with that two-timing bitch’s husband and he fell hard and madly?
Maybe it was the swinger sex that really pissed me off because the dude’s wife got a much better lover than I did?
But, the one that takes the cake is the very first time I had sex …
and got pregnant!!
I cannot believe the things we did in the 60s and 70s. Not a thought about STDs. (Not much of a thought about getting pregnant, either. At least the first time.)
Maybe Nancy will invite me to guest when the prompt is about something other than questionable sex ……
