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Just July | Episode 13
Talking Toilet Paper?
I absolutely do not believe a word of it!
Yo, Nance!
Wait, what the fuck is that? Where did that come from?
Down here, gassy one!
Who? What?
Oh my God! Look down, asswipe!
What the … ? Are you talking to me?
No duh! Finally! Could we not just wipe and flush, please?!?
Ummm … okay, Scott. Can I call you Scott?
Ha. Wipe that smirk off your face! No! Not with me!!
Sure, cause every day my TP decides to have a chat … I think I need to get to the bottom of this.
Ha. I wanted to talk about your bathroom habits.
Okay.
I’ve done some research and there are options outside of using my face to wipe your tush.
Did anyone ask for your opinion or are you just a big, ole, buttinski?
Ha. Laughed at your own joke and just peed a little … nothing gets past me!
So, what were the options you were talking about, or are you just here to be charmin?
Ha. The name is Scott, pee-brain!
