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May Day May Day | Episode 3
National Screen-Free Day Can Kiss My A$$ 😝
Even having a National Screen-Free Day assumes a problem with some screen time …
6 min readMay 3, 2023
Not so! There are a plethora of viable reasons to screen. (new definition meaning, doing anything on a screen.) Consider some reasons to screen:
- You’re a gay 13-year-old in a fundamentalist Christian family.
- You’re a stay-at-home mom who wishes she had the ability to travel.
- You have neurodiverse tendencies and no one around you gets it.
- Is avocado poisonous to dogs?
- a pandemic occurs and we’re all quarantined.
- You’re a teenager on a Sunday afternoon with nothing but sports on television, no friends are home, and you’re bored stiff.
- You need to finish a research paper.
- You want to learn everything about archaeology but your small-town library books are 20 years out of date.
- Ron DeSantis has banned everything except lollipops, macaroni and cheese, and straight, missionary-style sex between two white, heterosexual people, preferably married.
- You’re a sixteen-year-old with a black best friend (obviously not in…
