I’m not a fan of reinforcing ageist stereotypes, so this left me wanting to respond to each detail. Sorry, but I don’t have enough time. I’m off to the gym, AirPods in my pocket, iPhone set to my fave podcast, after which I’ll go to my part time job at a classy restaurant downtown. On the way home, I’ll stop at the grocery store for a salad. The young thing at the register already knows not to call me sweety, honey, or dear. Once home I’ll ask Alexa to turn on the sitting room lights and play a relaxing Spotify playlist while I enjoy the fire and a glass of Pinot Noir.